Meet Fernie!

The bitter barn is a sad and lonely place to be. Which is why Indigo has been sent there to think about what it's done. In the meantime, I needed something quick, cute, and fun to restore the faith.

Enter Fernie!

It's short for Ferdinand. Hubster named him. It's better than Boba Fett, which is what he'd name our first kid if I let him.

I just love him! Isn't he cute? But ya gotta wonder, what does a Spherey Pod do all day? So I grabbed my cam and skulked about the corners to shoot this exclusive "Fernie: A Day in the Life" expose. Let's take a look, shall we?

Fernie's primary responsibility is to act as Head Doorstop. He's really good at it, too! Must be that sock full of coins in his ass.

Dude, I've got coinstipation.

But you know, being a doorstop has sort of limited entertainment value. So when he thinks nobody's home, Fernie likes to roam about the house. Sometimes he hangs on the computer...

Man, no wonder she's on this all the time! I wonder what her friends are queuing up...

Talks to the camel...

So, like, how much water can you really store in there?

Checks out the fridge...

I'm guessing grapefruit juice was on sale.

Or watches TV.

They have like, 600 freakin' channels. How can nothing be on?!?

With a lack of decent shows on, Fernie decided to spend some time gazing out the window. He was deep in his Spherey thoughts when suddenly...

*knock knock knock*

I wonder who that could be?

He went to the door, opened it, and got the shock of his life to discover...


DADDY!

To be continued...