Raving lunatic
Dear t³d¤H.¥ø·~¥D.¥ø·~¶U´Ú¡£²Ä¤@ ¦¨¥¿Ä¸ê¡¤ªA°È¹q¸Ü:0926-437-793¡ASun, 20 Jan 2008 11:36:11 -0600,
Please stop emailing me. I know, you're disappointed. I won't open your emails. But see, I have this strange, sneaking suspicion that they *might* be spam.
First, there's your name. Second, while cleverly disguised, your subject line of "¥»¤½¥q¦h¦~¥H¸Û«H.±M·~ªº¸gÀç²z©À.À°±z¸Ñ¨Mµu´Á¸êª÷½Õ«×ªº»Ý¨D" gives me thought. If you're going to spam me, at least offer me prescription drugs at low low prices from third world countries. Or hot sex. I hope we understand each other. Bye now.
weez
* This random, pictureless post was brought to you by the weezas of the cursed knitting.
Please stop emailing me. I know, you're disappointed. I won't open your emails. But see, I have this strange, sneaking suspicion that they *might* be spam.
First, there's your name. Second, while cleverly disguised, your subject line of "¥»¤½¥q¦h¦~¥H¸Û«H.±M·~ªº¸gÀç²z©À.À°±z¸Ñ¨Mµu´Á¸êª÷½Õ«×ªº»Ý¨D" gives me thought. If you're going to spam me, at least offer me prescription drugs at low low prices from third world countries. Or hot sex. I hope we understand each other. Bye now.
weez
* This random, pictureless post was brought to you by the weezas of the cursed knitting.
7 Comments:
I love it when they want to make my penis bigger and work longer. I never realized I even HAD a penis!
I don't want to make you jealous, but t³d¤H.¥ø·~¥D.¥ø·~¶U´Ú¡£²Ä¤@ ¦¨¥¿Ä¸ê¡¤ªA°È¹q¸Ü:0926-437-793¡ASun, 20 Jan 2008 11:36:11 -0600 emails me too....
I always get a kick out of the e-mails that don't get caught by my spam filter. Um, hello? Foreign characters usually mean spam! Then, of course, there's always the subjects of the spam e-mails. I love how they defy all rules of grammar and spelling.
You know what that really is? It's emails from another you, but in a different dimension. And you're not even reading them! Silly mortal.
I agree with chemgrrl. I hope your "other you" isn't trying to warn you of some impending doom....that would suck. Or maybe she's saying that she's sending you knitting mojo back....I like that idea better.
They're not going to offer you hot sex before you buy their VGiagra, silly! Right now, you're not man enough for those hot and bothered women! : )
I too like the "enlarge your penis" emails. Because like Bezzie, I didn't even know I had one. And I am offered lots and lots of hot sex - usually with hot women in my neighborhood.
I've seen the women in my neighborhood - and I think most of their "hot" is from menopause!
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