BS 6: The thong life
A day in the life. Of my thongs.
Oh, fine, you big pervs.
A day in the life. Of my flip flops.
LF: Man, I wish fall would get here already. I'd really like to die now.
RF: Yeah, what a freaking cheapass. She spent all of like, $7 on us and still has to wear us into the ground.
LF: No kidding. I wasn't going to say anything, but you're... uh ... not looking good, my friend.
RF: Um, hello pot, I'm kettle, nice to meet you.
LF: Smartass.
RF: Hehehe.
LF: *sigh* Well, at least we got to sit on our asses all day today.
RF: Wait - we have asses?
LF: It's an expression. Geez, no wonder you're the right side.
RF: Oh, WHATever.
LF: Looks like the day's winding down. Guess it's safe to take my nap now.
RF: Metoometootoo!
*snnnoooorrreeeee* (obviously, on a decibel level only shoes can hear.)
The end.
Oh, fine, you big pervs.
A day in the life. Of my flip flops.
LF: Man, I wish fall would get here already. I'd really like to die now.
RF: Yeah, what a freaking cheapass. She spent all of like, $7 on us and still has to wear us into the ground.
LF: No kidding. I wasn't going to say anything, but you're... uh ... not looking good, my friend.
RF: Um, hello pot, I'm kettle, nice to meet you.
LF: Smartass.
RF: Hehehe.
LF: *sigh* Well, at least we got to sit on our asses all day today.
RF: Wait - we have asses?
LF: It's an expression. Geez, no wonder you're the right side.
RF: Oh, WHATever.
LF: Looks like the day's winding down. Guess it's safe to take my nap now.
RF: Metoometootoo!
*snnnoooorrreeeee* (obviously, on a decibel level only shoes can hear.)
The end.
11 Comments:
You, my friend, are a nut. But we like you that way.
Awesome. So freaking funny. Thank you for my morning laugh out loud!
Ha!
Thanks for all of your comments on my blog -- I'm doing much better! I usually try to reply to comments with an e-mail, and I wanted to reply to yours, but all I got was that "no-reply-blogger" thing and I couldn't find your e-mail listed on your blog ... Anyway, just wanted to say thanks!
oooohh... poor little flip flops. They could use a day off I'm sure.
Those thongs have had a great life!
ha ha, funny! They look as though they have had a very good life.
Ha! This is terrific. And I think I have a few flip-flops who could probably join their ranks!
Who said being a flip flop was easy! I mean, think of the flip flop horror story in Margaritaville... lots of flip flops get hurt, you know!
You are crazy!! Cute post, poor thongs!! (so glad you call them that LOL! I grew up calling them that!)
LOL!
Poor thongs, it might be time to introduce them to a roll of duct tape.
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