Flash Your Stash 2007

What? There's no yarn here. Really. I swear.

I'm big on keeping things tucked away and out of sight. Exhibit A - here we have an ottoman. The purpose of which is to rest one's feet, yes?

This is the good type of fluff.

A ha! It's hollow inside! Like a starlet's head. Only inside this empty shell is useful fluff. A bevy of yarny goodness, if you will. The majority of which is non-sock yarn. (A few socky skeins may have wiggled their way in there.)

But wait! What's that in the distance?

Look! Up on the shelf! It's a wool! It's a cotton! It's...sock stash!

Why, could that be...the sock yarn?

Objects in this photo are clearer than they appear. Effing Blogger.

Why yes, yes it is! And, as you can clearly see, all are encased in Ziploc condoms, protected from the elements. Not sure what kind of elements are endangering them in my living room, but there you go.

And what do we have here?

Relegated to the drawer. So sad.

Well, those would be the Pippi's. Red headed stepchildren. Unclaimed destash yarn waiting to be adopted.

And here, in all it's glory. My stash. Flashing you.

She's so easy. Pretty hot, though.