Sunday, April 01, 2007

Flash Your Stash 2007

What? There's no yarn here. Really. I swear.

I'm big on keeping things tucked away and out of sight. Exhibit A - here we have an ottoman. The purpose of which is to rest one's feet, yes?

This is the good type of fluff.

A ha! It's hollow inside! Like a starlet's head. Only inside this empty shell is useful fluff. A bevy of yarny goodness, if you will. The majority of which is non-sock yarn. (A few socky skeins may have wiggled their way in there.)

But wait! What's that in the distance?

Look! Up on the shelf! It's a wool! It's a cotton! It's...sock stash!

Why, could that be...the sock yarn?

Objects in this photo are clearer than they appear. Effing Blogger.

Why yes, yes it is! And, as you can clearly see, all are encased in Ziploc condoms, protected from the elements. Not sure what kind of elements are endangering them in my living room, but there you go.

And what do we have here?

Relegated to the drawer. So sad.

Well, those would be the Pippi's. Red headed stepchildren. Unclaimed destash yarn waiting to be adopted.

And here, in all it's glory. My stash. Flashing you.

She's so easy. Pretty hot, though.


Blogger cpurl17 said...

*cpurl gets to the end of an very lovely post and snorts diet coke out her nose*

LOL, That last photo is priceless!

6:45 PM  
Blogger Batty said...

Your stash is anatomically correct!

6:51 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Too Funny! I love your stash tart!!

7:08 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

Note to self - must get ottoman to hide stash!

Great pictures, especially the last one!

7:17 PM  
Blogger Trillian42 said...

OHMYGOD. That totally beats my yarn angel. Too funny!

8:05 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

I am just cracking up. That last pic is so awesome.

8:07 PM  
Blogger Nell said...

Hilarious! Very nice stash. And I love your built ins.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

The knittyheads are fantastically funny people!! Awesome!

8:31 PM  
Blogger Sherry W said...

Nice last shot!

8:42 PM  
Blogger limonene said...

Oh my goodness! That's a hilarious interpretation of stash flashing!

9:13 PM  
Blogger IrishgirlieKnits & PashyKnits said...

hehehehhe....I love her!! Your stash is truly gorgeous! I wasn't quite prepared and almost spit out my drink from laughing at the "flashing"!! Love it!!

10:06 PM  
Blogger peri said...

That last picture brightened up my Monday!

2:15 AM  
Blogger Bezzie said...

You will totally never be able to use up that boob and kootchie yarn without thinking of those parts!!! Hahaha!

So hey, do you think there might be a ball or two of cashmere rolling around in Paris Hilton's skull?

4:19 AM  
Blogger ZantiMissKnit said...

OMG! Brilliant!! And your house look so . . . neat and tidy. Unlike mine.

5:55 AM  
Blogger knitty_kat said...

who needs a clean car when there is Stash to be Flashed. And so brilliantly done!

6:50 AM  
Blogger Meghann said...

Wonderful! Best thing I've seen all morning!

6:57 AM  
Blogger bradyphrenia said...

wow, your house is so clean.

do you sleep next to your yarn lady?

7:37 AM  
Blogger Sue, aka seiding said...

Excellent! Hot, er, nice stash!

1:52 PM  
Blogger turtlegirl76 said...

I was all "La di da, dum de dum, lookee at the pretty pictures, WHAT THE?!? BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!"

Wonderful. You take the cake.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Trouble said...


5:01 PM  
Blogger Zonda said...

How did I miss this!!! Great job! I love it! :)

8:55 PM  
Blogger maryannlucy said...

Fancy having such a large tart on your bed! LOL and she looks so happy ;-)

10:07 AM  
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